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When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.
"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"
Some guy in HTL Leonding who was head boy and promised us beanbags
we never got em.
Guy1: "Hey Tommy when do we get that sweat Beanbags???"
Tommy Neumaier:"idk lol"
When a man rawdogs another dude after lubing his dick up with his dog's tongue
"Oh lordy I wasn't looking for a slippy Tommy again"
Weirdgirl C!Tommy, is a concept that was born on twitter. It is a headcanon in the dsmp fandom, that Tom Simons, dsmp character, Tommy, is a trans girl. More specifically a Weirdgirl. Weirdgirls are girls who are, well, weird. They often are associated with undiagnosed Autism and/or ADHD, and often have weird mannerisms and/or interests.
The headcanon is spread by different twitter users, but mostly by @GRAVEYARDFUNK on twitter, who also recently revived the headcanon which spread controversy around headcanoning characters as trans feminine.
“I personally headcanon C!Tommy as a trans feminine, neopronouns using, weirdgirl! :D”
“Epic! I headcanon C!Tommy as trans masculine, but weirdgirl c!tommy is also so cool!”
Tommy the tammpy tampon
Tommy the tammpy tampon is needed inside
One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits”
Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters