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If you come across an Emylee Stone you will fall in love they are hot, got an attitude and is super smart. You might think they are nasty but they are really nice to the people who don't annoy her.
Man: Wow she is hot i wonder what her name is
Emylee: my name is Emylee stone
When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.
Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?
Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."
Bro1: Nice...
When your shits are really painful
My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones
The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”
Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
So stubidly HIGH that the only way to describe your feeling is to say it as fast as possible. So. Super. Stupid high. ALL IN ONE ! Score! Asnore! Zzzz
Super stoned what the f*** do you put in the s*** cuz I'm stupid and I'm stoned stuper stoned is for the elders.
A person with stone hard nips. It usually happens when you're cold or after working out your upper body. This is in a way similar to the phrase "turning on the headlights".
That guy got some stone nips after doing some bench presses.