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When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.
Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?
Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."
Bro1: Nice...
A Musical Group formed in August of 2009 from the small town of Iola, Kansas. It is composed of two main artists (BIG SWEAT & IMPROV) as the base of the "Stone Watch Family."
Stone Watch features a unique blend of varied styles ranging from the swag of the Dirty South, the intensity of the Mid-West, to the soul of the West Coast where the group now resides in Hollywood, California.
You: Have you heard the latest song from Stone Watch?
A friend: Yeah, and I saw their new video on Youtube.
an amazing song made by The Weeknd, you should check it out :)
“hey have you heard that song “Rolling Stone” by The Weeknd? it’s amazing.”
A long past its prime magazine.
I'm about to read the rolling stone. Said by some Boomer.