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A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.
1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man grabbed my shit up man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style/Steeze dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!
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the act of disrespecting ones couch
-"You spilled your beer on my couch!"
-"Fuck yo couch nigga"
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this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)
Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!
It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch
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Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
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If one lays down perfectly flat on a sofa and puts his/her feet against one arm and there is still room between his/her head and the opposing arm, THAT is a four-dollar couch.
"Wow, Paul!" said Katie. "This four-dollar couch is great for sleeping!"
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