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Motorhead's less famous B-Side.
The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.
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Something that Jackson says all the time. Not that i know him or anything. I just heard hes pretty cool. But not when he says fair deuce. Because he applies it to EVERY SITUATION.
"I wanna drink"
"Fair deuce"
" Im feeling sick"
"Fair deuce"
"Lets wear this decorative hat feather to go traveling to Denmark"
"fair deuce"
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When your testicles hang out of the bottom of your shorts or underwear.
Our neighbor was out mowing the lawn in his shorts, dropping a deuce for everyone to see.
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The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.
Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.
ace-deuce
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For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.