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The act of cumming in your pants
Last night I accidentally painted my pants
When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.
Who left the toilet bowl painting.
When members of Team Valor go from gym to gym in Pokémon Go, battling them and claiming them for Team Valor, it is said that they are painting the town red.
For Team Mystic is is called painting to town blue.
Towns do not get painted yellow very often due to the lack of number of players on Team Instinct.
Her and I went out last night to play Pokémon Go, we were painting the town red.
Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.
"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."
The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.
Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!
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Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.
Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.