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When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.
Who left the toilet bowl painting.
The act of cumming in your pants
Last night I accidentally painted my pants
A online video-game where you play as the Minecraft character "Steve" except you get to brutally murder everyone you see. Players get the option to play in a story-mode type gameplay with a story about some fucking alien bullshit, but you still get to murder all the aliens. Other options include multiplayer gameplay, single-player gameplay, and an arena style gameplay with higher levels of difficulty with each arena you pass.
The game was initially released on October 13th, 2015 by South East Games and only meant as a console game for the Play Station 4. But, was later released to other consoles like Xbox and Nintendo Switch, it was later playable on PC after the game was added for sale on the Steam Game Store.
Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would I spend 20 dollars on a game where I just beat the living shit out of everyone? Well let me tell you my friends, if you are in a bad mood this game will make you happy almost instantly. You can let all that anger and sadness go into ruining people in a block game and have no regret at shooting people in the face or hitting them with a baseball bat. The game also is supported by Steam and has a workshop and community that I believe still works on cool community made projects. I currently have a single-player area that I picked up from the workshop of fighting on an aircraft.
This game is a gem and should get a lot more praise then it already does, for supporting people with anger problems.
Bro: WTF, My girl just cheated on me I'm going to kill a fucking dude!!!
Me: woah woah woah, it's okay... play Paint the Town Red
Bro: What the fuck does that have to do with anything about me getting FUCKING CHEATED ON!
Me: it's game where you can literally beat people up you should totally play that instead of actual violence.
Bro: your a fucking dumbass this is literally why no bitches talk to you
'Paint the town red' is when I said what I said and I would rather be famous instead. It also can be used for when I let all the get to my head xxx<3
'CAROL YOU KILLED HER'
'Idc I paint the town red'
Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.
Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.
A free drawing software available for computers and smartphones whose main objective is the creation of comics and digital illustrations by the user, it includes all the necessary tools to create varied content in it.
Dude 1: Wow man, that drawing is amazing!
Dude 2: Thank you very much.
Dude 1: How did you do it?
Dude 2: I did it using Medibang Paint Pro.
If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”
“It must be a spray painted car.”