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Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023


extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.

My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.

by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017


Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.

person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.

by peanutswithpasta February 6, 2022


Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024


Love for one's parent(s)

Unconditional love one has for their parents no matter what.

After everything there's still tons of love for one's parent(s).

by PineappleJuice May 13, 2015


Brooke Parent

Brooke Parent’s beauty and intelligence are striking, but it’s her deep care for others that truly stands out. She’s always there for her friends and family, offering support and kindness whenever it’s needed. Whether she’s lending an ear during tough times or cheering on her loved ones during their successes, her genuine concern shines through. Brooke’s acts of kindness, both big and small, show a heart full of empathy and a dedication to those she cares about. Her presence is a comforting reminder of how much she values and uplifts everyone around her.

Everybody wants to be Brooke Parent

by brookes secret admirer August 1, 2024


apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy

mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*

by Sussy God September 23, 2021