Phone Orgy

When casual phone sex between two people morphs into an out of control sex conference call with countless people joining in and exchanging sexually explicit dialogue with different partners simultaneously.

Dom: phone sex is getting old

Dom: how about we spice shit up tonight bitch?

Tammi: how we gonna do that?

Tammi: you can't stick your dick thru your iphone

Dom: let's have a phone orgy

Dom: you call as many skanks as you can

Dom: ill call my boys

Dom: but you better not try to get too attached to any other dude's fake Trey Songz voice or imma dick slap you thru the phone

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freak phone

the extra cell phone you have that you give the number out to all women who are not your wife or girlfriend. so called because these skanks will do things sexually that your wife/girlfriend won't.

dude is that your cell ringing
yeah it's my freak phone

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PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.

I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."

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phone tagger

some one who insists that the two of you are playing phone tag, when in reality, he/she's the only one calling you. Pressed on somethin, I guess. Instead of using their name you could also call them "wa wa" cuz after a while (when you actually do pick up the phone to tell them to fuck off) they start sounding like Charlie Brown & shit (wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa)

That bitch has called me five fucking times, today, that mo fucker is a phone tagger, sheeeeiiiiittt!

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bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

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obama phone

A phone that someone purchased during the Obama presidency and is severely outdated

a: why doesnt twitter work 😡😡😡
b: your obama phone is running android 4.0 and is over a decade old

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phone bowling

-the act or practice of talking to a friend on the telephone while simultaneously smoking bowls of marijuana
-a "phone bowl" is related to, and derivative of "phone sex"; however, while the latter tends to lead to expensive phone-bills and suspicious spouses, the former tends to lead to cheesey fries

Nah, I'll pass on the joint, man... my buddy in Maine and I are gonna be phone bowling in like 10 minutes...

Man, I've got crazy munchies... I just had the best phone bowl of my life with this chick from my Ecology class.

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