poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber

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prison poon

When you are in prison too long and get the urge to get some prison poonanny.

I'm a straight girl and have been in prison too long and I want all the prison poon!

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The Poon Lord

A self proclaimed master of "poon" who sees over all of the peasants with no such power. He is most likly flying in his poon plane to his hidden poon palace in another dimension.

Have you seen The Poon Lord, I don't know what dimension he is in right now.

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Yee Poon

1. A true legend who is chinese.

2. Slang for ''your vagina''

Dude 1: Hey, its Yee Poon over there!
Dude 2: Yeah man, havent seen her around in long time

Dude 1: Mannn, yee poon is amazzinggg

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poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuude!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday, and left a snail trail on my leg.

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anti-poon

a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block

You get laid last night?
Fuck no I went to the bar with anti-poon

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poon cake

when having sex with your partner shove a piece of cake up the vagina ejaculate inside and then share the cake with one another

for janes birthday we made some poon cake.

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