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When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.
Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.
when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.
I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?
I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.
When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.
"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.
Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.