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when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.
“What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”
“Poop in the butt”
Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.
Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.
When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.
"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.
Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.
when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"