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When a certain man puts both biceps overhead in class and leans back in his chair.
My teacher assumed the calvinklein position which caused me to have a severe heart problem.
Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.
Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."
A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
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the sexual position one would use when the parter is penetrating the other partner from behind
“He had me in kitty position, girl.”
Phrase found amongst HIV+ people in the UK, who choose to embrace life and positivity rather than spiral into suicidal thoughts and depression
I choose to Live Positive, its a disease, not a death sentance.
A small island that has very warm items, very warm houses, 5 people live there and 7 people visited it. It’s 279 degrees Fahrenheit. People found a way to survive there.
Positive Egrostron isn’t dangerous but Negative Egrostron is dangerous
When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!