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When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.
Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.
For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!
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The one day a year it is ok to have sex with fat girls. occurs on ground hog day
"I cant wait for Pound hog day this year! Its my favorite holiday."
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An inferior definition of the phrase "go pound sand" preferred by townie steakheads on the East Coast.
After trying and failing to get a spot at the Comedy Studio, Mr. McClown had no choice but to go pound salt.
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u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds
well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night
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A metaphorical location referring to the act of anal sex. Quite simply, this is the back door version of Pound Town.
It's always a bonus when a trip to Pound Town includes a side-stop at Pound Town Brown.
She's so fine, I wanna take her to Pound Town Brown.
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the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.
Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"
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when you fuck some one in the ass till there butt cheeks turn red and sock them in the red butt cheeks
Dude, I just anal ass pounded Justin, he's gonna be shittin' blood for 8 days straight!
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