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To masturbate vigorously during break at work/school/party in the bathroom/closet.
(Talking to a friend)
Man i was just taking a dump and the guy in the next stall was pulling a henry
when someone starts talking nonsense especially about potatoes,scooshy cream,cherries,strawberry jam and carrots.
Bob-''Scooshy cream and a cherry on top!!''
Jim-''Don't pull a Lewis!!''
to study hard but still do terribly time and time again.
Shit! I just pulled a hyman! this is the third time this week.
Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.
verb: to trip, fall, spill, break, damage or annhilate oneself, others or a nearby object in a drunken context. normally forgiveable, however frequently denied as actually being defined as "pulling a stu"
if a person spills the contents of their drink and then proceeds to spill while cleaning the initial mess they may say "dude i did not just pull a stu".
when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed
Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.
This is when you are completely aware of whats going on, and all of a sudden, you slump over in a fit of sleep. It lasts a long time, and can last through any amount of noise, pushing and shoving, or moving.
Definition 2:
Falling asleep while smoking a cigarette.
Falling asleep while drinking a beer
Falling asleep mid chew
Falling asleep while driving
Falling asleep in the middle of a smoking circle
Falling asleep mid game (cards, video games, etc)
"dude, pick up the cigarette off his chest, he's gonna light his chest hair on fire. he's totally pulling a mayo right now."
To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates
A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose
Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.
Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.
Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'