that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza
my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one
2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
On Halloween going trick or treating at an elderly person's house
Hey Mark lets go visit the great wrinkled pumpkin
Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad
"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad
"Fair enough."-Brad
Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.
Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.
An Orange Grenade with Green Accents to resemble a pumpkin. The Main Projectiles of The Green Goblin & Bully Maguire in Films & YTP's.
My Face got deformed by a fucking Pumpkin Bomb! - Harry Osborn