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A life saver for any female with less than a C cup.
She's damn lucky she's wearin' that push up bra or else she'd have to go home to her vibrator tonight.
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A bra used to make boobs look bigger;
used by girls to make them look like women
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Getting your shit pushed in dont mean no gay shit. It means to get shot
"Yeah, you can talk ya shit. But when I see you ima push ya shit back"
"1.) What happened to moe?
2.) That nigga got his shit pushed back"
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-A device used by women to spread lies.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
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To fuck up a mutherfucker... Literally by kicking his ass and knocking his head off
Man 1: Yo man, Zodi was all up in your face yesterday
Man 2: Yea, no stress I made sure he got his wig pushed back
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When a man is getting a girl from behind, then spits on the girls ass. She then thinks the man has came, when in actuality he cummed in his hand. The man then throws the cum in her face, stating that he is using the force.
"Greg used his jedi force push on me last night"
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When a male inserts his veiny cock into a tight little asshole and comes back out caked in shit; the one who took the cock in the asshole then gives him deep-throat whilst popping his nuts in between both hands.
Baby, you give the best mushy push pops I've ever had.
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