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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals April 11, 2018


puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.

i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker

by "iron" man May 16, 2017


freckle puss

usually a ginger, or a fire crotch, if you dont like them..its the perfect thing to say on the weekends..or any day for that matter.
generally really ugly, freckly and red.

-"yo did you see Cayla today?"
-"nah son shes fuckin freckle puss"
-"yeah dudee"

by bobby millerr May 11, 2009


puss-lack

The natural state of vaginal equilibrium is ravagly to-up, unclean, uncared for, to the point of it not actually resembling a piece of trim, but more like the corner of a pit bulls mouth with associated dirt, debre, and whatnot.

Yo, slim-e skip Jr got hood skeezed at the movie theater when he fount out his shorty came up puss-lack.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016


snuggily puss

The person that you love with all your heart. and you write love notes to every day and who you LOOOOOVVVEEE SSOOOO MUUUUCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! and that you would do anything for and who would do the same for you <3

Person 1: hey whos that?
Person 2: thats my snuggily puss! <3
Person 1: really that kid?
Person 2: YAH! hes the best snuggily puss ever! <3
Person 1: ick.

by FRANCES&HOPE October 31, 2011


Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008


jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014