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Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)

Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.

by Aristondemos October 30, 2020


Kitty Puss

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss

"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 5, 2021


Puss Patch

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.

"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."

by Cullen johnson March 9, 2005


straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets August 1, 2017


Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop

I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss

by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019


slinging the puss

What a woman does to get whatever she so desires.

Peter: "Did you hear she got a promotion AND a raise?"

Colby: "That ugly bitch has been in the bosses office slinging the puss!"

by acg4ife March 26, 2016


pussness

The essence of puss

come on babe don’t you wanna feel my pussness!

by Hair Jordan March 10, 2018