dry rag

a person that can never in theyre life make you horny

person 1: look at joes! ew!
person 2: he's sucha dry rag

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cum rag

Noun: A dude that sucks (is not awesome)

My new neighbor is always drunk and shooting guns in the middle of the day, he is such a cum rag.

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Fuck Rag

A rag that is used to clean up secreted juices after the act of penetration

After penetration and ejaculation I threw a fuck rag at him and demanded he clean that shit up.

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stink rag

the towel used to wipe the man snot out of the bar slut's pussy between bonings while she's getting gang banged

"better wring that stink rag out-a busload of sailors just pulled in"

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On her rags

When a woman is on her period, normally quoted after she is acting moody.

Dave: Oi bro, what's wrong with Sarah? She just yelled at me because she wanted water not juice

Barry: nah bro, she's just on her rags

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Scrote Rag

A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.

After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag

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[Fuck-rag]

In addition to being associated with the other definitions on this page, a Fuck-rag also refers to anything that you use to clean yourself after masturbation (tissue, sock, washcloth, etc.) And like the other definitions expressed here, it is also a venomous insult.

For example:

"Greg, did you just put a dent and scratches on my new car? I just got it yesterday, and it wasn't there before."
Greg: "Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you! Me and the guys went out to get beers last night; I was a little buzzed and kinda sorta jumped a curb and ran into some dude's mailbox...Sorry, man."
"Greg, you stupid Fuck-rag! The car was a RENTAL!!! And it's in MY NAME!!! How the hell am I gonna explain this to the insurance company, the car-rental place, AND the asshole whose mailbox you ran over??!!"
Greg: "Sorry, dude." *pops open can of beer and takes it to the head*

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