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pan republican

A republican that is secretly a pan sexual or has more than one cast iron skillet of the same size

Hey buddy I noticed your MAGA hat and those two 8" cast iron skillets you had hanging above the stove, I'm just gonna co.e out and say it, are you a pan republican?

by Wondering thoughts September 24, 2023


republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)

Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!

by 17%ofwomen April 25, 2014


Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal

by Someone who kinda exists July 18, 2024

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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.

Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

by Spifficus October 17, 2022


Republican Guard

A para-military unit in dictatorships such as Iran, Iraq and The Trump Administration that is very loyal to the regime. Used to supress dissent, quash protesters and sometimes kill innocent civilians, especially minorities and opposition activists.

CNN: Law enforcement agents tear gassed and

.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis

ME: Must be The Republican Guard

by guy urban June 2, 2020


Liberal Republican

1. a fiscal conservative
2. a centrist
3. an oxymoron

I was so confused on why he called himself a liberal republican until I found out he was actually just a centrist.

by Politically Dead May 31, 2022


Single Wide Republican

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.

That stupid single wide republican thinks he is richm

by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020

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