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The kinda guy who works tirelessly with extreme efficiency and accuracy but also finds time for friends family and himself. The man has at least one hobby and likes to be free. He might have a small problem with himself (he wants to change sleep habits). He is kind and inclusive to those who deserve it. He is a natural born leader if he needs to be, but would rather let someone else tell him what to do. He's love sick. He wishes for a loving gf seeing as the last one cheated. has a secret talent for writing and painting and likes kittens and puppies equally. He loves to play games with friends but also likes to go it alone. He is effectively loyal to you as long as you don't absolutely wreck him. He's usually kinda tall, standing at 1.8-2 meters tall. He wants to visit Australia and New Zealand. In his hobbies he enjoys planning and execution of large scale (often expensive) projects. He's a tiddie and ass guy and likes thick or thin, tall or short girls. He's a great hugger and an extraordinary cuddler. He is still pondering if the cia documents on different dimensions is true but he doesn't actually care. He is a seed in the ground waiting to sprout ;) (he's also the heir of his smol families patriarchy)
Matticus: so roman will end up like me eh..?
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.
Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?
Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch
he is the best person ever and make you so happy!!! he has amazing curls and makes your day every day!! and the sweetest smile abs has the pretty eyes
Roman is the kindest person you’ll meet. He cares with all of his loving heart, he is patient, he is understanding, and he is altogether the sweetest soul you’ll ever come across. Looks wise? Let me tell you… he’s stunning. His eyes are a dark chocolate that are so enticing you just wanna swim in them like Willy Wonkas chocolate lake. NOT JOKING. His figure...like a greek god. His skin like a soft caramel, the good kind that everyone’s grandma keeps in their purse. Roman is a GOOD person. People use that lightly these days. Roman is precious. So is his heart.
*some random guy* YO HAVE YOU SEEN ROMAN?
*someone that doesn’t know THE Roman* Uhhhh no? Who even is that?”
*the random guy* Dude. Let’s find him together so I can introduce you to the most pure soul you’ll ever meet in your LIFE”
*someone that doesn’t know Roman yet* Oh, BET”
Roman is the kind a guy who everyone wants to be. He is a fast cross country runner. He is usually tall and lanky. Very rarely does roman actually come from Rome even though whenever they introduce themself the other person always says, "Roman, like the Empire?"
So basically, roman is the type of friend that will make him self look good and embarrass his friends. He often makes the most racist jokes and acts like an 11 year old fortnite kid. Thinks he has drip, but wears the same brand every single day. Just a white kid that is blatantly racist and thinks he is 24/7 amazing. Thinks he is fast, but a black girl can run faster. Stupid and delusional at times.
Hey roman, how delusional are you?
Any content written by Caucasians.
Russians/Asians write such good content featuring Caucasians; Neanderthals themselves produce literal garbage that would better be used as toilet paper with Free Palestina and Indian flags on it. 🇵🇸🇮🇳🚮🧻
The Fall of the Roman Empire officially happened in 2011. Ever since then, it's been falling (and falling) until it reached its absolute bottom; literal autism that is written by undocumented illegal immigrants (*cough cough*) KKK from India that have literal mental problems.
There is nothing more bizarre than self-hating Europeans; look at India and Free Free Palestine.
At least we hate a different race; y'all hate your own race AND the definitely most perfect Asian baby to ever have existed (R, Baby Mila!).
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A type of sexual intercourse that is similar to gang banging, but instead of the guys taking turns having sex with the girl, they use their dicks as swords and fight with the other guys. Who ever comes out victories gets to have intercourse with the girl.
Damn we had some really nice Roman Sex last night, I'm glad I got to fuck you