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rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 13, 2007


Rusty Philips

When Marty twists on your Philips until you Moog in the bin.

Did you watch the most recent episode of MCM Marty gave the best rusty Philips on youtube

by MCMfanChris January 20, 2022


rusty rubberneck

Getting an Indian burn your dick

Give me a rusty rubberneck

by quacker207 March 6, 2011


rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014


Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.

If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.

by One ball Lucky Charlie April 21, 2018


Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.

George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.

by Nimesh June 12, 2017


Rusty handcock

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.

We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.

by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020