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A variation on the "5 second rule" and "3 second rule", this term is mostly employed by street vagrants, or those who cannot stoop over to retrieve their food in less than 5 seconds.
Uuh... I can't bend that fast.
Oh, well. 10 second rule.
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A long french kiss with a duration of at least five seconds
"Tonight me and my girlfriend went for a bike ride along the golf course and I gave her a five second frencher on the 16th hole"
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When you have had so much exposure to another persons sex life/sexual activities, that you know things about them and/or their partner(s) that only someone who has had sex with that individual or their partner(s) should know.
"heard you had second-hand sex with your roomates girlfriend"
"yeah man, bunk beds suck."
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the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.
Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)
Matt: Yep, hold on.
(waiting)
(waiting)
(waiting)
Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)
Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!
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A drinking feat in which a participant must down a shot of 80 proof or higher liquor, 12 oz. of real (not light) beer, and a 5 oz. glass of wine. Within 15 seconds.
"Hey, I just had four shots, four beers and four glasses of wine in a minute."
"Gee whiz! We should call that the 'One Minute Challenge!'"
"No, that's a dumb idea, fucker."
"Oh yeah."
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In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.
Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.
Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.