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When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.
When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d
When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.
“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”
“Dummy self *shakes head*”
When you educate yourself by doing drugs.
The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
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1The practice of taking action by putting oneself in a position of facing fears in order to preserve or improve one's own health.
‘autonomy to self-dare in order to create an environment of one's growth’
1.1 Taken from Oxford Dictionary definition of self-care: 'The practice of taking an active role in protecting one's own well-being and happiness, in particular during periods of stress by facing one's own fears and pushing boundaries.'
I self-dare whenever I need to make a decision that scares me but that I know will eventually lead to personal growth.
The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.
I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.
The end of the moral universe because of the number of selfies people take.
Dude1: Check out this girl's pictures - they're all in front of her groady mirror.
Dude2: I told you, it's a self-ageddon man.
While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands
I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash