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A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
you say sexy mimi to emelia baines because it is the truth and she will also give u a lovely message back
*says sexy mimi to emelia baines*
emelia will automatically say “oh yes daddy”
The act of putting your penis inside of a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus, and then rubbing your penis all over the female's skin.
Oh dude, Courtney let me give her a sexy taylor last night! It was so epic!
There aint no life without a sexy sumbitch! When someone calls you ugly, just say "IMA SEXY SUMBITCH"
Savana - omg Kendall you are so ugly.
Kendall - um no you big bag of honey bunches of oats, IMA SEXY SUMBITCH
The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone
“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”
Stacy is sexy and us a Cali girl. Right now she's stuck in Utah dealing with all the mormons and stupid alcohol laws.
She's got a rockin' body and ads like whoa! She loves to giggle and get drunky monkey but first she rocks it at the gym then heads up to the mountains to have Hot Totties!
Damn did you just sexy Stacy? Where's she running to?? Oh....back to California.
The act of wrapping ones self in plastic and sitting in a trashcan waiting to surprise ones boyfriend/girlfriend.
Friend 1: Dude, I was so lucky last night, my girlfriend pulled the sexy trashbag.
Friend 2: Wow, that's awesome.