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what one may say when frustrated or annoyed to the point that one gives up or no longer wants to complete the task at hand. Usually results in the task not being complteted.
Man: Please find a word that rhymes with 'orange'.
Other Man *after an hour of looking*: Man fuck this shit.
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A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
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Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.
"Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.
Wait, shit."
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It is like "forget about it" like he got locked up last night...damn regular shit. What see you doing? Smoking a blunt...you know regular shit. Someone got shot last night...regular shit. My girl cheated on me...regular shit. He found out the kid was not his...regular shit. Pretty much regular shit is shit that happens all the time and it is not a surprise.
I smoked like a 10 blunts yesterday, you know regular shit.
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Beneath contempt. Worthless. The term is usually used to describe a contemptably dishonest person.
You told me you were going to take care of that but you obviously didn't, you lying sack of shit!
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