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Camera phone picture featuring a female's clothed or naked breasts and/or cleavage. Photo may contain multiple females.
Check out Sheila's sweet rack - she sent me a jug shot last night.
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Its a form of shot, envolving the usual tequilla mixture, but you take the shot of tequilla, snort the salt, squirt the lemon in your eye.
I did the manly shot with tequilla last night and my eye burns.
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In porno movies, when the camera view includes sex with the Back Of the Balls (bob)visable on the screen.
Ron Jeremy is famous for his bob shots
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When a man cums on a monet's face.
1. After boning Teresa, I gave her a monet shot.
2. The best part of having sex with a monet is the monet shot.
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The act of while getting a blow job you take your dick out of her mouth, and shoot your cum into her eye
Shane "Dude last night i had the perfect mafia shot"
Benjammin "Nice, i always somehow hit them in the forehead by mistake"
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A person who looks a lot better after you have a few shots of hard liquor in your system.
See also beer goggles
Pat: "When I woke up this morning I thought I was having a nightmare."
Pete: "Why?"
Pat: "The girl I got with last night looked good, but when I sobered up, I realized she was shot hot"
Pete: "How bad was it?"
Pat: "Man, she was Cayote ugly"
Pete: "Whoo, sorry to hear that man, next time don't go out alone..."
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Before encourse begins the girl states that she would not like to be blasted with the man's load on her face but rather her back. So the sneaky man, while"railing" her from behind, acts as if he is about to ejaculate but rather spits on the girls back, creating the illusion of cum; once the girl turns around the man unleases the load onto her face giving her the "surprise shot."
Joe gave Jill the surprise shot, by unexpectedly nutting on her face
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