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The indie rock shuffle consists of the rhythmic moving of the torso and head back and forth while performing on a guitar/bass, leaning over the instrument (which is usually worn fairly high), at an awkward angle.
It isn't technically a shuffle, because oftentimes the musician isn't moving their feet at all.
The name is derived from the fact that it has become custom for indie guitarists and bassists to unconsciously move like this while performing.
Somtimes mistaken for a standing seizure, it's the indie guitarist's substitute for headbanging.
Kate: Dude, what's wrong with those guitarists in Phoenix? Are they ok?
Albert: Oh don't worry. They're just doing the indie rock shuffle. It's cooler than headbanging.
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Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.
Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.
Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."
Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."
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When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.
"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"
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Where you have a wank with your dick against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =
"Mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used"
the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.
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G-unit shuffle:
While in bed when a woman is on top of a man the man slowly “shuffles” away from the women while applying a small amount of pressure to the women’s shoulders to indicate that the women should perform oral sex
Last night I used the G-unit shuffle with Sally and boy was it great
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A 'nigga cock shuffle' is mostly a reply that makes no sense at all. Words can vary, but these 3 words combined form a sentence easily spoken out and can also set loose a spread of laughter.
dude: "Hey man, I so was getting into her pants last night, I was in heaven and so was she.."
me: "NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE"
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The act of driving up alongside stopped traffic and pulling your car into the front of the line rather than waiting at the back of the line.
Rather than wait in line to merge onto the parkway, I did the Staten Island Shuffle.
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