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Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
The mysterious substances, stains and splotches that can be sometimes found in/on used video games, video game instruction manuals and video game cases.
I wanted to borrow Modern Warfare 2 from him, but there was so much Fanboy Skeet on the disc that it'd take turpentine to clean the stains off.
A man who is loose with his sperm or semen. Will sleep with or have sex with any or many women and will cum inside of them without staying with them. Think the rapper Future.
That dude is a skeet nigga. He always trying to knock up hoes.
To slap someone in the face with a used condom.
Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.
To be hella boring/lame/overdone
"Man, this party is beet skeet"
The act of miming the motion of a male masturbating, and continuing said act with the motions of hypothetically projectile-ejaculating towards a specific target.
...did you just air skeet at me?
When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off
Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe
Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling
Bae: yeet