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Rich (bands worth more than ur life) tall n sexy (you wanna be them) steals all the ebitches (
Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!
A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"