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Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.
me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”
The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.
I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
What ash lynx is currently doing
Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead
When you're trying to study and pass out with the material in front of you.
Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying
The behavior of a person who has fallen asleep sitting up (as in a car on a long trip), where they will start to slump farther and father towards one side and then jerk back to an upright seated position, then repeat the cycle, all without ever waking up. Refers to the toy for small children called Weebles, marketed with the slogan "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down."
For five hours on our family road trip I had nothing to do except watch my sister sleep weebling.
When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.
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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'
' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'