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make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.
Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room
When you are tired but clash of clans is life.
Friend: sup bro what are you doing?
Me: nothing much just Sleep Clashing
A condition in which a person wakes themself with their own fart.
Edward is always tired because he regularly suffers from sleep gasnea.
When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.
Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.
state of unconsciousness that occurs after coming down from a very good high, where the sufferer may sleep for an upwards of 10 to 16 hours. Takes a fuck ton to wake a super sleeper up.
riiiing......
Bobby: hello?
Tim: You called me earlier?
Bobby: yea at 9... its 6 now broseph
Tim: word breh, just got off my super sleep broski. it was great.
Bobby: Damn brohan, wtf was dat shit? lemme get a g cuz cuz
/slēp ˈbətn/
noun
1. Another term used to describe a butthole (anus). These words can be used interchangeably and in any setting no matter how formal or informal.
1. "Mr. Smith, some of your labs came back positive. We will need to do a thorough ultrasound of your sleep button."
2. "Why are men such sleep buttons???"
3. "Baby like it when I lick dat sleep button"
When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.
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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'
' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'