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The 16th of July is also known at kiss a soccer boy day
Girl 1- omg do you know what today is
Girl 2- no what day is it
Girl 2- it’s national kiss a soccer boy day
Girl 1- no way !!
The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2005 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.
In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:
'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'
See also 'sports'
'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.
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A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.
hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over
a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else
why would you go to a men’s soccer game
A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.
Look at Alek over there hes such a soccer boi.
Oh no soccer boi inserted his floppy again.
The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)