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A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.
The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.
Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.
Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.
When a deceased chicken is not fully born so it sprouts spicy ketchup
Dang man I had a soggy embreo last nigh
Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
When you scratch your ass and feel a smear
Aw damn it I feel some residue, must be a soggy scratch
after a man ejaculates and becomes soft but has slight drip left over
Sorry babe, we can’t go again because I have a soggy hoodie
Noun: A semi-hard penis; when your dick is stuck in a state between hard and soft, and no matter what you do it won't go up anymore. Synonyms: Semi-hard, semi-flaccid
I had a hard on for an hour while I was waiting for the right time to go down on this girl, but when it finally came time to whip it out, I was Mungo-Soggy.
When a woman has diarrhea, and a man fucks her in the ass letting soggy shit run down his dick.
Man, I really got down and dirty giving my girl a soggy enchilada last night.