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When you’re having sex outdoors in doggy but its raining.
“Man I was at this bush doof right, cooked out of my brains. Met this chick and we wandered off into the bushes and started going at it. She wanted to try doggy and it was raining so we soggy styled it.”
When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.
Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.
When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).
Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.
When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.
Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.