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a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.
The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.
Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.
A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.
Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass
(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.
He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!
spanktank dicksnot
We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you
Gammon spank
You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you
When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.
That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together
The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.
Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.