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Sperm

1. The product of intense pleasure.
2. The beginning of endless misery.

Sperm is either the best thing ever, or the worst

by Cyanide man January 17, 2018


Sperm

A drink harvested from the male sex organs.It is also used in the production of infants but mainly used as a delicous "snack" at home if you have a portable sperm dispenser also known as a "husband" or "boyfriend".But do keep in mind the legal age of a sperm dispenser is 18 because then the sperm should be ripe and ready for consumption but in some countries it might be to the age of 21 to reach perfection.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.

"Susie,go get Jacob! I need a little bit of his sperm. Im so hungry for it

by Doctor Donald "cums" somuch June 3, 2022


Sperm

The thing asher is unable to produce

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack

by Asherslander May 12, 2023


Sperm

a white liquid that comes out of your pp when your uncle rubs it

she ate all of my sperm

by gaykid2618 August 8, 2020


Sperm

SM Entertainment's new "The Avengers" group. People say it's "SuperM", I just say it's a weird way of marketing .-.

Intellectual: yo, SM's new group, Sperm, is such a good idea!!!
Water sheep: wtf bro, it's SuperM, not sperm.
I: whatever...
Pewdiepie: yo wHO ADDED INTELLECTUALS IN MY WORLD

by Ninja Has Ligma August 24, 2019


Sperm

The dumbest of the dumb. Most underdeveloped live being to ever exist on the planet Earth. An absolute squid and a worse insult than calling someone "a fucking idiot" and "an absolute dumbass".

You're dumber than a one year old child Ramya, you're a fucking sperm.

Bill Cosby has to be the biggest sperm I have ever seen.

by xxx_SquidLover69_xxx July 1, 2019


Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your dick is called cum.

Ah~Aaaah~Aaaaaaah~Fill me up with sperm Daddy~

by Your local gay hentai idoit May 7, 2021