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Another term for a lower back tattoo.
This term almost made me not get my tattoo altogether until I realized that life goes on and of course, I cannot let a stranger’s thought persuade me to not get something I want on MY body.
That being said I absolutely cannot stand the term “ Tramp Stamp “.
When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
The act in which a female squats and essentially stamps (like an ink stamp) the face or head of a lover or other person, with her vagina. Also known as the female equivalent of the act termed the "Teabag" in which a male places the scrotum onto the face or head of another person, sometimes as a comedic endeavor. The term "Froggy-Stamp" derives not only from the frog like position in which the stamp is delivered but also from the visual similarity in appearance to the outline of a frog sen from above, which can be observed in the impression or image outline, that is left perceivable upon the surface location of contact, with the female genitalia.
"Fool enough to pass out drunk at the party the poor chap fell victim to the first ever recorded Froggy-Stamping when one of the women attending lifted her skirts, did a quick squat on his forehead, and after leaving her mark, left the party!"
As he looked closer in the mirror, touched the sticky film on his forehead and noticed the almost invisible outline of a frog, he realized he'd been the victim of a Froggy-Stamping during his unconscious state of intoxication.
Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma
These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.
When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
When three or more mandingo's charge into a woman's anus one at a time. After they charge in and thrust they go to the back of the line and wait for the others to go in so they can do it again
That bitch ended up walking crooked after she got caught it the Afrian Rhino stamped yesterday