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The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
An oddly addictive game where you get crushed by angry elephants
I can’t seem to stop playing rodeo stampede
A mark on a sloots neck caused by the vaccuuming of another persons mouth, thus showing how kinky (and dumb) the sloot is.
Damn, BITCH! What the fuck is that kink stamp doin on yo neck....you so kinky!!
1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede
1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.
Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"
Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."
"I'm not Muslim."
"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"
1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
Alternative name for toilet paper
Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.
what animals do when they rub or place their dirty buttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. A perfect examples are dogs who have exposed buttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.
my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his butt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.