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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 30, 2017


stone nips

A person with stone hard nips. It usually happens when you're cold or after working out your upper body. This is in a way similar to the phrase "turning on the headlights".

That guy got some stone nips after doing some bench presses.

by Reliable_Source October 9, 2013


Power stone

The first stone Thanos collected, the power stone gives you amplified strength and can shoot a beam that stuns your enemies. This stone can't be held by a human unlike the soul stone.

The power stone used to be owned by nova

by Action movies (marvel) June 1, 2019


Vare'a stone

In Paraguay, is used to designate the hunger that is generated after smoking weed.
"Vare'a", a word in Guarani that means hunger, and stone that means being high.

It gave me the vare'a stone and now I wanna buy the entire McDonald's.

by choconubes December 29, 2020


Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.

"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson

by AR58 March 25, 2023


cut in stone

A person who has a very chiseled and defined body

Woah Deborah can you believe how cut in stone mike is?

by Heksofh July 27, 2017


Stone Face

A drinking game which consists of taking 3 shots of alcohol with each shot increasing in alcohol content. The objective of the game is to not react while taking the shot (gagging, coughing, spitting it out) or they’ll be eliminated. The game ends when either only player remains or all players that made it past the third shot.

Jack: hey dude, let’s play Stone Face
Grave: good idea, I’ll get the drinks
Jack: let’s see how you do this time, if you can get past the first shot
Grave: fuck off

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS January 30, 2023