When you take a dump on a lovers chest, then ejaculates on top, then punching them in the face so the blood and semen mixes.Then tuck in.
' we shared a Strawberry cake last night in bed'
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When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
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when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.
I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock
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Coolboyman's first Newgrounds.com account. I personally think Coolboyman is better than Strawberry Clock, even though they are the same person!
PS. Strawberry Clock is NOT the King of the Portal.
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Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.
My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.
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This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.
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The act of dipping oneβs testicles into shit and having another suck them clean.
That girl allowed me to do Chocolate Covered Strawberries with her, can still see the shit in her teeth.
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