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A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
When two males take part in a sexual intercourse and take turns rubbing one’s penis on the backside of their balls (also known as the “taint”) until one ejaculates and seeps down the crack of their ass
Mom! i just saw uncle lawrence giving daddy a tennessee taint tickle!
Very smelly and also known as unwashed
Damn his Carters Taint Bruv is out of this world as In smell
Two separate mosh pits divided by a line of douche bags who refuse to mosh
There's a mosh pit over here and a mosh pit over there, but you bunch of douche bag mosh pit taint are getting in the way, just pick a f'ing side
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A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"
Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.
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Teriyaki Taint Lick; An asain giving you a very erotic taint lick. It involves a lot of saliva and slobbering, far more than a standard taint lick. It is sometimes accompanied by the use of tariyaki sauce but isn't required. However, if the taint licker is not asain then it is a must in order to be classified as a Teriyaki Taint Lick.
Guy #1: Man last night Wu was all over my taint.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.
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A swift kick to the taint using the crane kick method. As taught to Daniel-san by Mr. Miyagi.
sometimes a Spartan just needs a good "taint crane kick".
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