A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...
Hey TARD-A-THON, you got the answer wrong again...
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Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.
It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.
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Anything a tard happens to have in hand.
examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
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1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard
2) a combination of bastard and retard
*often used with complete preceding it*
Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!
Wow my teacher is bast-tard!
My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!
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Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.
man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"
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First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.
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This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load
I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.
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