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The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.
Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again
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So you are railing a chick doggystyle and occasionally fall out and put it back in. After many fall outs your friend sneaks in from behind and replaces you. Let him get some pounding in and then you walk up infront of the girl and ask her how good your doing.
So my friend and I gave my girlfriend a Canadian stranger last night and she didn't like it at all.
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An American descendant who immigrant to the beautiful land of Canada. Sadly, they treat Canada as like the USA meaning that they cause a lot of problems here in the north. Most are very racist which makes me wonder :
"Why the fuck would you immigrant here in a multicultral country"?
Some mistake REAL Canadians for American Canadians. The most abvious way to identify them is either:
a) They are very obese
b) They have the American Flag somewhere
c) Very rude,trashy, and talks like a typical American
The worse thing is, they still ridicule Canada even when they live in Canada.
Why are they living in Canada? One reason:
J O B S
They shouldn't even apply for a Canadian citizenship if they act like this.
An African Canadian: Hey, I'm wondering if you can tell me where I can get to the nearest corner store?
American Canadians: fucku nigga!!! u goin to rob a corner store huh? well 2 bad nigga imma call da cops on yah hahaha i will mak sur tht da torontoh police will get yer ass arrested LOL
Saanzan: Hey fuck you ugly American! Go back to your fucking country! You're ruining this great country and we don't discriminate others. Fucking asshole!
*Arguement goes on for another hour since the American Canadians WANTS to win this arguement*
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When you are about to cum on a AMERICAN chick you punch her on both cheeks, punch her nose and cum on her face. Thus giving the illusion of a Canadian Flag.
"Yeah i gave kate (american hoe) a Canadian Flag last night."
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The best Idol show, with the best contestants, the best judges, and the best hosts on the planet!
Kalan, Jacob, and Theresa all got excellent comments from the judges tonight; Ben Mulroney was especially handsome, and Jon Dore had the funniest skit
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Canadian Patriotism is a special type of Patriotism that focuses solely on two things:
1. Being Not-Americans. (Being Not-British was also once a part of being Canadian, but has since faded over the decades)
Not-Americans are generally chauvinistic towards Americans, and will explicitly show its people of Not-Americans how stupid Americans are.
In reverse, Not-Americans will show their hypocrisy by attacking any American that bashes Not-America. They will call Americans patriotic whores, among other racial slurs. They will then hide behind their wall of stereotyped innocence.
2. Blowing every one of Canada's accomplishments out of proportion.
That includes: everything that the British army did before Canada was autonomous, every invention made by someone of another country residing in Canada at the time, and every celebrity that was born in Canada, but resides in America. (See Joshua Jackson.)
Common subjects are as follows:
- "Canadians" (British) burned the White House down in 1812.
- The fact that Canadian beer has a higher alcohol percentage than American.
- One of the largest freestanding structures.
- Record for most gold medals at home.
- Every game that Canada invented that America hijacked and made better.
- Canada's the second largest landmass.
In addition to those two, Canadian Patriotism means consciously believing in the diverse country that is Canada, and partaking in the extremely satirical Canadian humour.
"Canadian Patriotism" is clear when looking at the comments on Canadian songs on Youtube. The highest rated comments are usually the most chauvinist and hypocritical.
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When you make a girl swallow your cum and punch her in the throat so she spits it back out.
Oh shit, I'm gonna give my girl a Canadian snowblower!
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