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a term used by some people to define and verbally irritate a chav without them being aware of the abuse! use at the end of a discussion for full effect.
"look at those bad boys over there, chav-me-now!!"
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The act of covering your lips in concealer to look baller but really you look like you have just motted out a ghost
Josie thought she looked amazing with her concealer chav lips on her 30th birthday
A thav ( Pronounced Tav) is defined as a a individual(s) who come from a specific Asian ethnic background e.g. India, Sri lanka, Pakistan. A Thav will also decide to wear a certain dress code which represents chavy "gangsters" or there "endz dey rep" the majority of the time.
A thav will also have a specific hair style which includes sideburns which will somewhat overlap the jaw bone, Thavs also tend to spike there hair upwards while purchasing a £1.50 rectangle ear stud which hangs off there ear. Thav's also tend to wear there trousers very low which doesn't enable to them to walk correctly, resulting in them looking constipated.
A example of a Thav ( Tamil Chav ) would include Listening to Jay Sean and Juggy D on loud speaker by using there k750i next to there ear, flirt with fake bollywood stars on the street, while smoking shisha next to a cash and carry convenience store.
For example: Yo fam watz gd, wanna cum wid me and moi manz 2 da amir khan fight, gonna be ber live fam"
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right there is a chain of chavs at the top, gangstas who are the ones tat were bandanas and jeans and mostly topless or with a tanktop and are usally black and really cool, failed gangstas/chavs the one that made that look brtish(shit)burberry and lonsdale shit,failed chavs(the ones that are racist mother fuckers tht are really annoying)who go around sayin were the best innit you fuckin greebo,failed failed chavs charlie p from rednock
Charlie L(hes kl):hey u failed failed chav
Charlie P(wanker):hey fuck off im gonna cry now and be a faggot
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On the 30th of march people that dress casual will dress up as chavs any gender and walk around acting like chavs yo piss the actual real chavs off.
Girl:hey sara have u go the coat for national chav day tommorow?
Sara:yessss i am so exited
A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.
~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.
Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.
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