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The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.
Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>
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Like Driver's Arm only with the left arm tanned.
Dude why've you got English Driver's Arm?
'cause I'm English you mug!
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We are no strangers to love
thou wot the rules and so doth i
a full commitment's what I be thinking of
thou wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just desire say to thou how I be feeling
gotta causes thee understand
ne'r will grant thou up
ne'r will let thou down
ne'r will run around
and desert thou
ne'r will causes thee cry
ne'r will say adieu
ne'r will say to a lie
and hurt thou
how old british mfs be rick rolling "lmao did u get old English rick roll"
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a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob
that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied
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Spoken, usually screamed, at someone who has failed to speak or write understandable English. Sometimes bowdlerized as "English, do you speak it?" or misquoted as "English, do you speak it, motherfucker?"
Arguably the most famous line from the iconic 1994 film Pulp Fiction. Ironically, the original line was not asked in response to someone speaking incorrect English, but asked by Samuel L. Jackson's character as a rhetorical question to whether or not a frightened man spoke English at all after the man repeatedly said "what?" to his questions.
"What country you from?"
"What?"
"'What' aint no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'what'?"
"What?"
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
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worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap
1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin
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THE TRUMP CARD FOR GRAMMAR NAZIS EVERYWHERE
Hai Gaiz u Isreal?
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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