A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!
A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
Pudgy Penguin is a popular NFT (non-fungible token) project based on the Ethereum blockchain. It features a collection of unique, algorithmically generated penguin characters, each with distinct traits and accessories. The project gained significant attention and popularity in the NFT space due to its cute and appealing artwork, active community, and successful marketing.
As an avid NFT collector, Sarah was thrilled to add a rare Pudgy Penguin to her digital art portfolio, knowing it was a highly sought-after piece in the community
Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off: