Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.
Spouse's fourth-cousin's spouse.
My co-fourth-cousin-in-law is a good person.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
The pancake brand owned by Terrence K Williams (AKA Cousin Trans); A man who spends a great deal of his life thinking about transgendered people every day. Obsessing is caring! Thank you, Cousin T!
"Be sure to try out your Cousin T's trans-cakes by Cousin Trans! He should totally dress up like a woman and sell them just to lighten up!"
Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
Little girl: mom where did timmy go?
Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.
First-cousin-nine-times-removed (1C9R).
My first-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.