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best music ever all you people that say it sucks all need to get fucking butchered analy.
DEVOURMENT LISTEN TO BABYKILLER ITS BRUTAL DEATH METAL!!!
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When a boy from the Hood gets shot or stabbed to death where he lives.
Did you get the word on Omar? He was a victim of Crib Death.
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A very homoerotic movie starring Ben Murphy made in 1976. It involves a man who can make himself invisible with the use of his super awesome wristwatch, a girl who protects a deadly chemical in the back of a truck, a man in a helicopter who follows them, dirty talk on CB radios, NASCAR, and a woman known as Cupcake. You know you want to see it. Featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000!
"You have any idea who those turkeys were?"
"Riding With Death made me more comfortable about my sexuality."
"Mike: My well-oiled chassie is coming up on your backside, now.
Servo: My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow: My off-complimented peterbilt is rhythmically nudgin' that sweet honey pot of yours....
Mike and Servo: CROW!!!!!"
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French idiom for orgasm. Also known as tiny Death.
"She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene"
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If while holding an iPhone 4, you cover up the black strip on the edge causing your signal strength to suddenly plummet.
Steve: Whoa did we just enter a tunnel or something? I have no signal
Jobs: Dude stop giving your phone the death grip.
Steve: Fucking iPhones
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Death roll the sexual act when a woman is giving a man head and decides to clamp down on his penis with her teeth and roll like an alligator, sometimes causing it to break.
She had a new trick she wanted to try out and then, Out of no where she death rolls. Now I'm in the hospital.
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A building which electronic signals (i.e. cellphone) cannot penetrate.
I tried to call my girl, but I was in the Death Star.
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