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To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
A fork in horn is the name for when a man gets spit-roasted, so named for the look created by the angle of the erect dick ‘forking’ off the body.
Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Tyler this weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, dude was bragging he was in a fork in horn!
Friend 1: Right?! I wonder if he was the fork?
Vigorously signaling sexual desire towards someone in a public setting
Did you see that chick totally Horning Nate over there?
The act of when one rhino shoves their horn up another rhino’s ass
Never watch Nat Geo Wild, I just saw two rhinos horning
When one rhino shoves their horn up another rhinos ass
I saw two rhinos horning in a nature documentary
(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's commercial context , it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.