Yo mama

A bitch. Any female cum sucking slut.

Whoever says Eminem is a bitch. he will fuck yo mama.

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dready mama

A woman with sweet nice looking drugs. A status symbol to young hippy men.

I just got myself a dready mama.
My girlfriend is a dready mama.

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yo mama

the target of many an uneducated moron's only comeback to an insult

1.) yo mama's teeth so messed up, when she smile her mouth look like it throwin up gang signs.

2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman

3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself

4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot

5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.

6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on

7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on

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mama peepee

what a little boy says to his mother when he has a boner.

Jaylen said, "mama, peepee" and pointed to his crotch when he had an erection.

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jo mama

Mexican slang for "yo mama", or "your dirty bitch mother"

"get your cunt ass up mexican".
MEX: "jo mama's a cunt... puto".

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russian mama

my friend, katya<3. otherwise, hot russian woman. like katya.=

hey RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUSSIAN MAMA!

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Mama Janes

Only the most darn delectable Pizza available on Earth. The chips drenched in mayonnaise are pretty okay too. It's Mama Janes. I'm offended I've had to define this, quite frankly. You're hungry, what do you do? You eat. But where do you eat? MAMA JANES. It's simple.. it's common sense, you just wanna eat that pizza forever. It's like some kind of JOKE that these people DARE make food so desirable that I and my poor friends become putty in their chip-fat soaked hands whenever an ounce of hunger strikes.

It's like 1 2 and 3!
A to the B to the C!
MAMA J FOR ME!
They hold the key!
Let's part-ee!
Order now and you will see!
Mama Janes is worth the fee!
Whickee whickee!
... Bumble bee!

Scenario 1
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "I was thinking the same thing...."

Scenario 2
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "Mate.. I had one earlier!"
Person A: "Oh.. nevermind th.."
Person B: "Oh no, I'll have another, obviously!"
Person A: "You're my best mate."

Scenario 3
Person A: "MAMA.."
Person B: "JANES!!!"

Scenario 4
Person A: "OM NOM NOM NOM NON NOOOMM"
Person B: "... OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMS NOM NOM OM NOOOM!"

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