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The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.

You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

by AC137 October 4, 2009

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Third mouse gets the cheese

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.

"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"

by Third Mouse October 7, 2019


Double clicking your mouse

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse

Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?

by BeckysManSlave September 11, 2009

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MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

by ROWLETMAN July 19, 2017


bob marley's tit mouse

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.

Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!

by Sally666lol April 3, 2016


double click your mouse

when a girl masturbates

Do you double click your mouse?

by c8lin May 21, 2003

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Mickey Mouse World Series

This is when a team wins the World Series due to a COVID shorten season and injured opponents(not a real World Series ring).

The Dodgers won the World Series against the Tampa bay rays. The were crowned the Mickey Mouse World Series champions.

by ejeiejdjxje October 28, 2020

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